1. Tower: “You are Airbus 320 or 340?”
Pilot: "Of course, that Airbus 340.”
Tower: “In that case, be so kind as to turn on the other two engines before takeoff.”
2. Pilot: "Good morning, Bratislava.”
Tower: "Good morning, for reference, here is Vienna.”
Pilot: "We're about to land, Bratislava.”
Tower: "This is really Vienna.”
Pilot: ” Vienna?”
Tower: "Also, Vienna.”
Pilot: "But why?? We wanted to go to Bratislava.”
Tower: "ALRIGHT., so stop landing and turn left.”
3. Tower ironically to the pilot, which had just landed particularly hard:
"No jo, landing need not be a secret, passengers can easily know, that they are already down.”
Pilot: "It doesn't matter, they always clap anyway!”
4. Tower: “To prevent noise, please move away 45 degrees to the right.”
Pilot: "What can we do about the noise in 35 000 footprints?”
Tower: "Such a rumble, as if your 707 bump into 727 in front of you.”
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